FaceFic

Three witches and a wizard stood on a blasted clifftop. The first witch said “I’m coeliac and can’t eat wheat, but I’m OK; I’ve got rice cakes.” The second witch said “I’m lactose intolerant and can’t have milk. But I’m OK; I’ve got soy milk.” The third witch said “I’m diabetic, but I’m OK; I’ve got insulin.” The first witch turned to the wizard and said “What’s wrong with you?” The other two witches turned to laugh.